Motor Sports

F1 race takes place ‘somewhere or other’

Unconfirmed rumours are emerging that a Formula 1 motor vehicle race took place “somewhere or other” over the past week.

At this stage it is uncertain where exactly in the world the “race” took, or even if it did in fact take place, but reports suggest that motor vehicles were driven round and round a track and that someone or other “won the race.”

At this stage there are no confirmed overtaking manoeuvres or fatalities.

One man who could shed some light on the story is suspected F1 driver, Mark Webber, denies any knowledge of the race, or even how to drive.

“I was at home last weekend when this so called race occurred, my wife will confirm. In fact I was mowing the lawn until my Red Bull mower broke down five meters from the end.”