Chris Brown to play for the Melbourne Storm
Convicted domestic abuser and sometime R&B musician, Chris Brown, yesterday signed to play in Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) competition with the Melbourne Storm.
While wearing the clubs famous purple jersey and posing next to fellow suspected domestic abuser and club star, Greg Inglis, Brown said:
“My music career is over because I horrifically assaulted my partner. However, that opened the door to play Rugby League. In Rugby League, domestic and sexual abuse are a part and parcel of the game, like tackling, scoring tries or binge drinking. I feel accepted already.”
Brown, who has never even seen a game of Rugby League, but was a noted schoolboy Basketballer, brings with a wealth of abuse experience.
“Read the police report and tell me I’m not suited for this game. Go on...fuckin read it or I’ll kill you bitches!!!???” He ranted while beating down on a journalist.
Storm CEO, Brian Waldron, welcomed Brown to the club saying:
“He raises the profile worldwide. He’ll put bums on seats and partners in hospital, and that is what this game is all about. We’re more than prepared to look the other way.”
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