Manchester City buys Fevela
In an attempt to further boost their playing stocks, Manchester City yesterday announced that they have bought an entire Brazilian slum.
Manager, Mark Hughes, declared “This is great for the club. We actually thought that we were buying a left-back called Fevela, but instead we bought an entire slum just north of Sao Paulo. We’re bound to get at least one decent player from it, so as far as we’re concerned it’s money well spent.”
City fans agree, with long time fan Noel Reddy stating that “In buying a Fevela, other teams will finally recognise our ambition. With a squad of about 2 million Brazilians, injuries won’t be a concern either.”
Fevela resident, Jose, who lost his leg after being shot by rival drug dealers, was overjoyed at the news that he was now owned by a wealthy Arab group. “This is terrific,” he said while cleaning his AK-47, “I can now finally realise my dream to play professional football. I cannot wait to start training.” Jose said he expect a tough challenge from Gareth Barry for the defensive-midfielder role but was sure his talent would see him hold down a first team spot.
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